Welcome to Granify.
Invest your time, don't spend it.
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Why does the eye see a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination when awake?
– Leonardo da Vinci
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you bacon, which is pretty much the same thing.
People who think they are crazy enough to change the world are the ones that do.
What constitutes soup, and at what point does it become a broth?
"Laugh in the face of danger" or "do it yourself"?
Testing is organized skepticism.
Somno mortis est cognata.
Where does life keep getting all these lemons?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Make your own luck.
I wonder if taking both the red and blue pill would bring me back to the home screen?
There isn't really enough data here to say anything…
I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.
There is no learning without trying lots of ideas and failing lots of times.
- Boogie Nights
Have a good evening everyone!
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse
- Rudyard Kipling
Question your tea spoons.
- Georges Perec
We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.
– Alan Turing
I believe that if life gives you lemons, make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Life's most persistent and urgent questions is, "What are you doing for others?"
- Martin Luther King, Jr
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Man, my cheeks look chubby in this photo... and probably also in-person.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
– Terry Pratchett
I’ve long seen failure as a tool, not an outcome.
― Scott Adams
And will you succeed? Yes you will indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)
Little things make big things happen.
― John Wooden
We are not of what we feel or believe to do, we are of what we do or fail to do.
― Judith McNaught
I just like to smile, smiling is my favourite!
― Buddy the Elf
The master has failed more times than the apprentice has even tried.
Get in over your head as often and as joyfully as possible.
― Alexander Isley
Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. – M. Aurelius
If you're going through hell, keep going.
― Winston Churchill.
God plays dice. All others bring data.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it.
― Ferris Bueler
Leader; follower. Reader; writer. Speaker; listener. Student; teacher.
― Jocko Willink
You know what they say about companies with Big Data...
We're done here.
― Cave Johnson
Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
That's the real trouble with the world. Too many people grow up.
― Walt Disney
Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst.
Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not. - V.G. Thomson
Opportunities don't happen. You create them.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Andrew is a founding Partner at Valar Ventures. Andrew’s career in technology has included business and corporate development roles at eCount (acquired by Citicorp) and Yahoo!. He joined PayPal in 2001, where he worked closely with Peter in preparing for the company’s IPO. After PayPal’s sale to eBay, Andrew helped launch Clarium Capital and later founded a restaurant group in San Francisco.
James is a founding Partner at Valar Ventures. Prior to Valar, he was COO and General Counsel of Peter Thiel’s global parent company, Thiel Capital, where he helped manage Peter’s extensive network of investments and businesses. In that capacity, he worked closely with the Founders Fund, Mithril, and Clarium. Prior to joining Thiel Capital, James practiced law for seven years in the New York office of Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom LLP. He received his J.D. from the University of California, Los Angeles and his undergraduate degree from Brigham Young University.
Granify has customers in 19 countries worldwide.
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ecosystem is booming
— FEBRUARY 24, 2016 (CANADIANBUSINESS.COM)
- Startup Job Spotlight: Content Marketer at Granify— JANUARY 21, 2016 (BETAKIT.COM)
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Up In 2016— JANUARY 8, 2016 (DISCOVERMEDIAHOUSE.COM)
- The Rise of Return-Anything Culture — DEC 30, 2015 (THEATLANTIC.COM)
- Granify Raises $9 Million from Peter Thiel’s Valar Ventures to Help Online Retailers Automatically Convert More Visitors
into Customers— MAY 26, 2015 (OFFICIAL RELEASE)
- Granify Announces Risk Free, Automatic Revenue Optimization Platform for Ecommerce— OCTOBER 15, 2014 (OFFICIAL RELEASE)
- Predictive Analytics Is Changing eCommerce & Conversion
Rate Optimization— JULY 27, 2014 (BUSINESS2COMMUNITY.COM)
- Why Some People Will Never Buy & How To Convert Those Who Are "Considering It"— JULY 10, 2014 (CONVERSIONXL.COM)
- How & Why You Should Invest In Getting Good Testimonials
with Examples — JANUARY 29, 2014 (CONVERSIONXL.COM)
- Should I Lower My Prices To Compete? — JANUARY 16, 2014 (CONVERSIONXL.COM)
- The Most Important Factor for Online Shoppers Isn't Price— JANUARY 4, 2014 (INC.COM)
- Granify Announces Seed Funding from Peter Thiel’s Valar Ventures, iNovia Capital, Klass Capital, BDC and others— NOVEMBER 6, 2013 (OFFICIAL RELEASE)